"What Religion Is Your Bra", funny....
I think it was you that posted this sometime bcak, am I correct???
I thought the new post-oper's as well as pre-oper's to enjoy it.... I loved it!!!
Lezza Lezza
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I will tell you how I found this again, missy I used the search engine here, changed it to topics on the BA board and narrowed my search
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape , size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!Miki
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Thanks Momma Miki!!!
Did I make a F on this test too? Man I must study more, huh??? Lezza
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Well looks like I'll be sitting here waiting with my barely there boobs, I just will have to wait until I Can't Complain Boobs come along, maybe then I'll just have to go for the DANG!!!! look!!! GSP Now that's what I'm talikng about!! HA-HA
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I will tell you how I found this again, missy I used the search engine here, changed it to topics on the BA board and narrowed my search
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape , size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
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Wow Im a Dang. never been a Dang before... I was an almost boobs before now when I look in the mirror instead of say GOD i hate these I should say DANG... http://www.makemeheal.com/pictures/viewAlbum.php?albumid=877
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Oh no.... That makes me a get a reduction!!!! Haven't had any complaints though Can't we change that G to Gee Whiz?????Rose - Inamed410 "Gummy Bears" pics here
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Oh no.... That makes me a get a reduction!!!! Haven't had any complaints though Can't we change that G to Gee Whiz?????
or GINORMOUS.... or GOOD GRIEF or GOBSMACKERS... ...actually - yup - gobsmackers is my fave. That's what will happen if you were to run.......OUCH! http://www.makemeheal.com/pictures/viewAlbum.php?albumid=1195
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